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spicyshimmy:

twinhawkes:

spicyshimmy:

share a coke with the bioware companion you wanted to romance but couldn’t

image

there it is

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gwnne:

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

(via tyvianred)

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official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

(Source: howtotrainyourdonger, via thesharminator)

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tentacuddles:

Comfort food.

(Source: tentacuddles, via scootscootscotty)

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american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

(via oblonskys)

#omfg 
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what she says: i'm fine
what she means: i’m the key figure in an ongoing government charade, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. it’s a global conspiracy, actually, with the key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet. so, of course, no one believes me. i’m an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. they call me spooky… spooky mulder, whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and who now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens or to anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling, and when it hits, it’s gonna be the shit storm of all time
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cashmeremammoth:

space witches

"we ourselves are made of star dust"
(carl sagam)

they find can understand the movements of the planets, interpret the darkest creases of the night sky. they find themselves aglow with starlight.

(via americachaves)

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isozyme:

you: hey isozyme, what do you want most in this world?

me: project runway AUs in every fandom

(via oblonskys)

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ursus-austrum:

amroyounes:

How about some love for a good police officer?

Officer Gaetano Acerra

Responded to a call where a 13 year old boy didnt want to live in his home anymore. He found out that the family couldnt afford a bed or much else for the teen.

So he bought him one. A big queen sized one.

He also bought him a Tv and someone donated a Wii, so now they play whenever Officer Gaetano Acerra has a chance

He also plans to get him a dresser, mirror, and a hamper. Among other things he needs but cannot afford.

People. They’re not ALWAYS a bunch of bastards.

http://www.wsmv.com/story/25459694/police-officer-goes-above-and-beyond-for-sumter-teen

The corruption needs to go.
This guy can stay.

(via rowenjilbert)